January 2011
Everyone is talking about football and there is...
So I’m going to bed.
Adios
tedbundywasahusky asked: "I only looked at his tackle cause it was like a hammer :("
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: I have for the past few hours but shit is getting too much.
Plus it's comfortable as shit.
Comfort > Gangsterness
Plus it's comfortable as shit.
Comfort > Gangsterness
thatsmygirl-livvyk asked: Had a 65 year old woman come out of a dressing room completely topless at work yesterday. I know exactly where you are coming from dear.
Right, fucking old people. Listen up,
put some fucking clothes on.
Your best days are behind you. Even Magaret doesn’t want to see you naked anymore, and she has been with you since the end of the war.
Fucking hell. I shouldn’t have to say this.
I was at the gym, and I walked into the changing...
reading FHM. You should not be reading FHM, where is your edition of Gardener’s World?
…He was fairly well endowed too, which was jank. Fucking standing there reading about Nicole SWchiermrmrim or woteva her name is, the hot one from Pussycat Dolls, with this huge piece of meat swinging between his legs.
Fucking people. Eurgh :( I am scarred.
hattie-massie replied to your post: A woman saying she is dieting is the exact equivalent of a man saying he’ll only watch the football ‘til half time.
i forget quite how charming you are goram.
hey! No need, I can be charming sometimes…
Gym in thirty minutes.
Excited.
A woman saying she is dieting is the exact...
Jus’ sayin’
At the end of the day, man is still gawping at the tv and the woman is stuffing her fat face.
When people wish celebrities happy birthday...
How the hell do you know that shit?
Enough to remember anyway.
Like, I like quite a few, but I don’t know shit about them. Normally I like them for the music, shows or whatever,
y’all spent too much time on their wikipedia page.
ejacul8 asked: omg http://travel.spotcoolstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shenis.jpg the 'shenis' is worse than the shewee...
I don’t find Nicki Minaj that attractive.
…sorry.
A Shewee is the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Having a dick is great, I have a legitimate reason...
I can also pee just about anywhere.
Ladies, you peeing outside is jank.
Squatting is dirty.
eurgh.
anyway yeah
The one conclusion I have drawn from my hour long...
I’d be a fucking horrendous housewife.
Lucky I got a dick.
Winner!
royaaawrrr asked: Hey :)
I quite like your blog and was wondering if I could have the password for your other one?
Cheers.
I quite like your blog and was wondering if I could have the password for your other one?
Cheers.
Me: Hey, how're you?
Them: Not bad thanks, you?
Me: I'm cool thanks, been up to much?
Them: nope, you?
.....
George Oram is offline.
You gotta give me something to work with. People are fucking retards.
Anonymous asked: What did you get in your GCSEs?
& What A-levels are you taking?
& What A-levels are you taking?
1 tag
My brother is getting yelled at, not me.
Forgot to buy some more Tuna
jonathanwrites asked: You know, you've been back for like a day and have already smugged your way back into my Tumblr crushes. That is some top class effort.
Parents name their children asshole names.
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: http://www.youtube.com/user/zthemusic#p/c/0/3whHmKPfkFQ
Merry Christmas to you sir
Merry Christmas to you sir
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: LOL at elitist anon who actually cares about what other people enjoy listening to.
BRB JUST GOING TO PUT ON MY RARE TIGERMILK VINYL AND WANK OVER BANDS THAT DON'T EXIST YET.
BRB JUST GOING TO PUT ON MY RARE TIGERMILK VINYL AND WANK OVER BANDS THAT DON'T EXIST YET.
Anonymous asked: Your music taste is actually rather bland, and to think that I thought it'd be at least somewhat interesting. Just the same old...
gengars-everywhere:
“Guys look it’s my nudes just click the read more button!!11 Hahahahah you clicked it! These aren’t really my nudes but you clicked it anyway I AM SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :-):-)”
Been singing Earth Song to myself on repeat for...
Like this if you floss your fanny
adrians:
forgot to mention, this black guy can sing so...
He was closing his eyes, going down on his knees and like throwing his hands up hahaha, I am actually creasing remembering it
que-onda-che asked: I just jizzed at your music taste. And I also like the fact you play rugby.
I had a rugby match today.. and we won. Just sayin'
I had a rugby match today.. and we won. Just sayin'
Laughing, remembering this one time that we went...
I was so scared, and it was full of skinheads.
Anyway, it was karaoke night and everyone was singing like The Stone Roses, and Ska bands, Madness etc.
hahaha, my black mate went up, and everyone was staring at him because he was the only black guy anywhere near this pub
and he sung Michael Jackson - Earth Song, and absolutely fucking nailed it.
So awkward when he stopped like the...
