December 2011
A letter written by Stephen Fry to a girl suffering from depression
Feel a bit odd going out in a white shirt and black trousers
so used to vans jeans and a t-shirt..
…(but I feel fly as fuck too so whatever.)
tempted to watch the first mission impossible movie
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Cocaine // The Internet Ft. Left Brain
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"Last Letter" by Ted Hughes
What happened that night? Your final night. Double, treble exposure Over everything. Late afternoon, Friday, My last sight of you alive. Burning your letter to me, in the ashtray, With that strange smile. Had I bungled your plan? Had it surprised me sooner than you purposed? Had I rushed it back to you too promptly? One hour later—-you would have been gone Where I could not have traced you. I...
Birthday Letters is one of my favourite books.
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I would continue to post opinions, but I’ve spent the last 5 minutes smacking my head against the wall thinking about the lengths people would go for attention.
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I tell you how I know what she’s going to do with the menstrual blood
because she’s written a detailed plan in her own shit on the wall behind Greggs.
does she thumb-tack a fucking jar to her vagina...
how does she even collect it
or like rinse out a tampon like a wet tea towel i don’t even know
Menstrual blood Keg-Stand!
My gallon jug of cum is full.
kinothehousecat:
I am not sure what to do with it. I have been collecting my semen for two weeks, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.
I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
Breaking Bad is so, so good.
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also I know this girl that got toe-fucked
ahahahahaha still makes me laugh
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mellonhollie replied to your post: I remember there was this kid at my old school and…
was this you?
no sireee. so funny though, how awkward would that be
I remember there was this kid at my old school and to be honest he’s an arsehole
anyway, when he first fingered a girl. He just put his fingers in and just left them there. Not moving, nothing. Just some serious eye contact.
So weird.
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Anonymous asked: I plan on doing more than just sitting sweetie ;)